Farewell Spain, hello errr, ugh, Brisbane
Saturday, August 30th, 2003My holiday in Spain is coming to an end. I am out of here at 7:30am. Its been great, even if I haven’t been able to fully unwind. I dropped one uni subject yesterday. There was just no way that I was going to pass, so I thought it would be best to fuck if off while I still had the chance.
Today I went to the nude beach again. Managed to burn the fuck out of myself. Since I have been going there, it has provided me with non-stop entertainment. Today was no exception. I was sitting there, having a smoke, looking at this tanned blonde chick. She was kind of strange looking, but she had these huge boobs. I was thinking they had to be fake. They were so round and upright. Then I noticed that her figure was a little strange. I stopped looking at her for a while and then she stood up. Oh my god! She had a dick! Funny town this one.
I sat down with mum and Monty for a while to go through all the old photos. There were so many. It took about 2 hours to get through them all. I have kept some of the better ones so no doubt I will scan them and post them here for the world to see. While we were looking over the photos, mum said that she could smell cigarette smoke. I hadn’t had one for a few hours, Monty hadn’t for about 25 minutes. Monty then wandered off to the office where the smell of smoke was even stronger.
Oh fuck the ash tray!
This was a serious ash tray fire. Thick black smoke was bellowing out of it, filling the street with the foul stench that only a weeks worth of burning cigarette filters can provide. Monty poured a bottle of water over it. Disaster avoided, what a fucking mess.
Time to go to sleep. See you all back in Australia